What to call a penis can be a real writing quandary. I know, this sounds trivial and borderline stupid, but it's true. The struggle is real, people. You see, the options are too numerous, and the wrong one can take you right out of the moment of an otherwise hot scene. This isn't just a penis issue - I've read words like 'derrière' and 'posterior' in the sex scenes of well-selling authors, as in "...and then he slapped my derrière."!!! Nowhere is this more of an issue that on what to call the dudes penis in a sex scene.
Over a month past the launch of Impressions of Me, and the (for now) end of the Impressions Series (Kevin might need his own book, the poor bastard's been the sidekick for 2 whole novels now!), and here I am, 75 pages into my yet untitled Third Book (writing titles sucks btw, and I'm out of derivative "Impressions" themed ones....again, until Kevin has his day).
We Met in the Dark